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March 02, 2006
You Are Like A Beautiful Rose

Posted by hissycat at March 2, 2006 02:54 PM
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Plus you should be laminated in plastic so that you aren't all crumbly for your future husband.
Posted by: Ben at March 2, 2006 05:16 PM
You are like a beautiful rose. Every time you have premarital sex, NOTHING HAPPENS.
If your future husband thinks you're a bare stem, he should get the fuck lost, so you can find a man (or woman) who respects you enough to not define your worth by how little sex you've had.
Posted by: Kyra at March 3, 2006 09:40 AM
From pillar to post... Alveredus
Posted by: Alveredus at November 22, 2006 03:26 AM
A black hen lays a white egg... Joshua
Posted by: Joshua at November 24, 2006 02:50 PM