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February 20, 2006

My Cat Quotes Joyce. Perfectly.

In the kitchen, I am standing in front of the cupboard, holding a can of beans or something. As I start opening the can, Gerty the cat bounds over to my legs as well as a three-legged cat can bound and starts mewling to be fed

Gerty: Mkgnao!

Me: No, Gerty. Your food is in your bowl. This is my food.

Gerty: Mrkgnao!

Gerty: Mrkrgnao!

Me: For god's sake, Gerty cat, I don't care how well you can quote James Joyce, you still can't have any of my dinner!

Posted by hissycat at February 20, 2006 10:17 PM

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