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February 20, 2006
My Cat Quotes Joyce. Perfectly.
In the kitchen, I am standing in front of the cupboard, holding a can of beans or something. As I start opening the can, Gerty the cat bounds over to my legs as well as a three-legged cat can bound and starts mewling to be fed
Gerty: Mkgnao!
Me: No, Gerty. Your food is in your bowl. This is my food.
Gerty: Mrkgnao!
Gerty: Mrkrgnao!
Me: For god's sake, Gerty cat, I don't care how well you can quote James Joyce, you still can't have any of my dinner!
Posted by hissycat at February 20, 2006 10:17 PM
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