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January 25, 2006

Public Service Announcement

My throat was aching this morning. I was a-coughing like a person who coughs a lot. A whole lot!

While selecting tea at the cafe, this "Throat Comfort" tea caught my eye, for my throat needs comforting, but my eye is ok because that was just an expession, the tea did not really catch my eye. Tea does not even have hands!

However!

I must warn you!

"Throat Comfort" Tea tastes like A MONKEY'S ASS, which, let me tell you, is no comfort at all. Although I like monkeys and now that I mention it I would like a helper monkey who could do chores for me, perhaps even make me cups of tea-- not, however, ass tea; my monkey would have to be trained to make Earl Grey-- I do not like their asses infused in my drink.

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That's all.

Continue on with your day.


Posted by hissycat at January 25, 2006 02:55 PM

Comments

That Throat Coat tea usually makes my throat itch even more. Yuck.

Posted by: leila at January 26, 2006 05:56 AM

I love how the pictogram illustrates your point, just for the people who are too lazy to read the actual post. I just recovered from a sore throat. I found that pouring anything hot down my throat provided soothing relief.

Posted by: Neal at January 26, 2006 10:46 AM

New brooms sweep clean... Henry

Posted by: Henry at November 22, 2006 02:09 AM

All are not hunters that blow the horn... Joos

Posted by: Joos at November 24, 2006 03:32 PM

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