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December 13, 2005
Neologisms
This is Part Two in what is becoming an ongoing series.
jewbuse |joo'byu'z|
verb
to berate, belittle, deride, or bawl out while inveighing or inflicting shame or guilt upon another, often in a hyperbolic or exagerated manner over an apparently trivial matter. Onion-Slayer: It was very uncomfortable. Her boyfriends was throwing a total hissy fit because she brought back the wrong kind of burrito. Hissy Cat: Not trouble in Burritoville! He was abusing her? Onion-Slayer: He wasn't abusing her, it was more like he was-- Hissy Cat: JEWBUSING her?! Onion-Slayer: Yes!
ORIGIN Hissy Cat's apartment, Monday night.
yentervention |yehn'ter'ven'sh'on|
noun
the act of intervening undertaken by a gossip or gossips; an action undertaken by meddling friends So is this going to require a yentervention?
ORIGIN From the Yiddish yenta and the English term intervention; colloq. Wine involved.
biblioklept
noun
someone you once lent your copy of Slouching Towards Bethlehem and still hasn't given it back
ORIGIN Kbiz has stolen The Complete Works of Edna St. Vincent Millay and Alice's Adventures in Wonderland from Paly's (Palo Alto High School) Library, The Best Democracy Money Can Buy from the Public Library in Pasadena,
alcologism
noun
word or phrase coined while under the influence of alcohol and/ or the drugs (for example jewbuse, yentervention, biblioklept, alcologism)
ORIGIN street corner, under the influence of alcohol and/ or the drugs
Posted by hissycat at December 13, 2005 06:34 PM
Comments
Posted by: mlle M at December 13, 2005 10:54 PM
how about procrasturbation?
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Posted by: Lindsay at December 13, 2005 11:14 PM
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Posted by: hissycat at December 14, 2005 04:13 PM
I admit, I got a little mad over the burrito. But my sensitive jew palate (or however you spell it; us Jewish bankers can't spell) has a tough time with certain food groups. You see, as a group, Jews are genetically inferior, meaning my weak Jew stomach can't process certain foods. Thus the source of my frustration. Phew! I hope that clears things up. I'm going to go into my room and count my quarters collection while watching the FX spread (read: Foreign Exchange) to see if I can get more sheckels for my money. Cross your fingers that the dollar strengthens! Otherwise, Tai will jewbuse me when I won't be able to afford to buy her new shoes. For shame!
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