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November 30, 2005

It's 10 pm: Do You Know Where Your FSH Levels Are?

The new Samsung E530 pink mobile phone is a girl's best friend, equipped with calorie counter, megapixel camera, shopping list . . . oh and it even tells the ladies when they're ovulating!

Ladies, did you hear? Samsung has designed a phone-thingie just for us gals! I know, I know-- that press release is sooo long-- but you can look here to see some hott pix of the phone.

I tell you this, girlfriends, even at the risk of your snatching the last one from my hands with a catfight in the cell phone store ensuing, because I truly care you. Just like Samsung! Samsung really cares about us. That's why "the opening angle and all other small things were created for women and the ergonomics is interesting to them, naturally. . . the device lies to their checks well and the keypad gladdens even long-nailed ones." It's created just for us! And it's pink!

But the best part is the "Woman's Life" applications. My favorite, Fragrence Type, "is unique and was not applied in any phone before." Both those things! Wow! Fragrence Type gives you a mini-questionnaire to fill out and when you're done, "you get a small piece of text with a picture describing the most appropriate smell for you." Amazing! And, "according to the girls, that used the application, it helps choosing the smell correctly in 70 percent of cases." Wow, that sure is one smart little phone!

Also in "Woman's Life" is a Calorie Counter that not only, well, counts calories, but also tells you your height/ weight ratio and BMI. You can check "Your Fatness" (in percentage) every single day! Or more!!!! Plus, you can make up to five seperate shopping lists at one time and check your "Pink Schedule" to see when (ahem) your "Aunt Flo" is due to pay a visit. Very convenient! You can also "calculate biorhythms for a day or a month. . . and send it as a usual SMS. The function is very useful for friend's parties, attracts attention." I'll just bet!

Oh, and did I mention it's PINK?!!

I used to think technology was, you know, "boy stuff," but the Samsung E530 is made just for girls like me. I feel so empowered! And PINK! PINK POWER! ROCK! Thanks again, Samsung, for another amazing example of girl technology.

Posted by hissycat at November 30, 2005 08:30 PM

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