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October 26, 2005

Sometimes The Satire Writes Itself, Part Two

Um, I want to write something funny about this news story. But I can't think of anything as funny as the story itself:

Community mourns chicken Tuesday October 25, 07:38 AM

A community mourning the death of a mystery "baby" was told: "Stop grieving, it's only a chicken."

A makeshift shrine of flowers and cards sprang up after a member of the public discovered the remains of a foetus in a back alley in Anfield, Liverpool.

Merseyside Police cordoned off the scene to investigate, but tests soon revealed that it was only a chicken foetus.

(via Feministe)

Posted by hissycat at October 26, 2005 08:41 PM

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Baby found in dumpster. Was burrito.

Posted by: onion slayer at October 27, 2005 09:19 AM

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