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October 22, 2005

Real-Time Annoying

I'm in La Onda, which on the weekends turns into a vortex of annoying, collecting the shoppers and strollers and meeting-a-friend-for-coffee-ers that flood the Mission.

On my left--
Girl With Loud, Adenoidal Voice: "I don't like my parents. Not like most people hate their parents. I hate them in a non-psychological way."

On my right--
Loud Stout Man Who Is Causing His Companions Visible Embaressment: "That girl in Vegas was all arghgarargahgra. She'd be perfect for me. I'd like a girlfriend that's like her, but not her."

Traipsing in front of me--
Woman in green clown pants and a wool hat sprouting a rainbow-yarn mohawk that falls half-way down her back. She says nothing. Her wardrobe speaks volumes.

Posted by hissycat at October 22, 2005 05:52 PM

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He that will eat the kernel must crack the nut... Enoch

Posted by: Enoch at November 22, 2006 02:09 AM

What is done by night appears by day... Reginald

Posted by: Reginald at November 22, 2006 04:30 AM

What is done by night appears by day... Reginald

Posted by: Reginald at November 22, 2006 04:30 AM

What is done by night appears by day... Reginald

Posted by: Reginald at November 22, 2006 04:30 AM

As the tree falls, so shall it lie... Denton

Posted by: Denton at November 30, 2006 01:02 AM

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