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October 16, 2005
Just Checking
You know when you wake up at five in the afternoon, and your hand is on your genitals and you wonder, 'Wait, when did I take my panties off? And Why?' And then you try to find your panties and as you lift your hand away from your bits to have a feel around and you realize something is binding your hand down, and then you realize that you are wearing your panties, you just shoved your hand into your underpants before you fell asleep and left it there, and then everything makes sense? So, when that happens to you-- What? Oh, that never happens to you. Yeah, me either.
Posted by hissycat at October 16, 2005 06:42 PM
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this is exactly what i needed to read to smile through my sunday hung-over-blah-ness.
Posted by: theslovak at October 16, 2005 07:37 PM
So maybe you and Marty belong together? Actually, he has a steady live-in girlfriend.
Posted by: mlle M at October 16, 2005 08:35 PM
Gross. You are going to make me loose my supper.
Posted by: hissycat at October 16, 2005 09:10 PM