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October 13, 2005
Jokes
Set-up:
What is funnier(/ sadder) than a depressed, lonely person whose beloved cat has died?
Punchline:
A depressed, lonely person whose cat has died and whose beloved boyfriend has left (dumped) her.
Set-up:
What is funnier(/ sadder) than a depressed, lonely person whose cat died and whose boyfriend broke up with her?
Punchline:
A depressed and lonely person whose cat has died, whose boyfriend has left her, and whose boss has just given her (something like) her walking papers.
Set-up:
What is funnier(/ sadder) than a depressed, lonely person whose cat has died, whose boyfriend has left her, and who is about to be unemployed?
Punchline:
Nothing.
And who is sadder than her?
No one.
I live in San Francisco, should you want to hire me.
Posted by hissycat at October 13, 2005 12:15 PM
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Comments
Um, isn't this the stuff that possibly breeds a good novel?
Maybe you should return to the right coast.
Posted by: mlle M at October 13, 2005 05:53 PM
Are you sure 66048 of this?!?
Posted by: Gezer Gamadi at October 3, 2006 11:50 AM