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October 16, 2005
I Touched The Wrists Of Famous People
And not the kind of celebrity whose wrist might give me herpes, either.
Last night, at the Litquake party I got to slap paper wristbands on the wrists of really cool writer people. Actually, as it turns out, I'm an absolutely terrible wrist-bander. I must have given about 60 people unrequested forearm waxings, which was kind of, you know, awkward. And I'm not very fast at it, either, and the traffic kept bottlenecking, which made me only more flustered. But I did manage to reveal my identity to Stephen Elliot, who was very, very nice.
"Hi, I'm the girl that wrote about your shirt." He looked a little confused, but then he got it. "Oh, oh. You."
"Yeah, I'm sorry."
"No, that's ok, it was really funny. I'd never felt that famous before. But you know, you could have just come over and said hello."
"Yeah, I know, I'm sorry," I squeaked out. Then he patted my shoulder and moved along and I went back to banding. I saw him again, later in the night, after my shift had ended. He was standing near the bar drinking from what, judging from the elegant frosted glass bottle it was in, appeared to be cologne but which more likely was just water. I really wanted to go up and say something like, "I'm sorry I'm so creepy. I don't mean to be creepy. But, I do really, really like your stories." But of course I was way too shy. And creepy.
Oh, and some dude was wearing a t-shirt that said "I am JT Leroy," which totally made me giggle.
Posted by hissycat at October 16, 2005 07:01 PM
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