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October 06, 2005

Condaleeza Dyke

Onion Slayer reports (via Sappho) proof of what we all always knew (at least all of us at or of Stanford): Condi is a homo. Apparently, in addition to the Stanford community, Fox News is in the know, too. James Rosen, in an interview, attempted to set Condi up with a lady-date:

MR. ROSEN: I think it's outrageous, frankly. All right. I close with a gift for you. You met this person once, I believe, but you really, I think, ought to know each other because this woman is, I think you'll have an interest in knowing her. She is one of our FOX News anchors in New York. Her name is Lauren Green. She is brilliant, she's beautiful, she's African American, she's single and she's a concert pianist in her spare time.

SECRETARY RICE: My goodness.

MR. ROSEN: And she asked me to give you her CD and I promised her that I would.

SECRETARY RICE: That's perfect.

MR. ROSEN: And here's her doing a number of different classical pieces.

SECRETARY RICE: Well, that's special.

MR. ROSEN: So there you have it.

SECRETARY RICE: Thank her very much and I look forward to seeing her sometime.

MR. ROSEN: All right. She's going to want to hear from you.

SECRETARY RICE: And maybe even playing dual piano sometime.

MR. ROSEN: That would be great. Thank you, as always.

SECRETARY RICE: Thank you.


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If I didn't have such a low opinion of Secretary Rice, I'd think that was so sweet. Sadly, it's kind of revolting.

Posted by: Kyle Hasselbacher at October 6, 2005 08:43 AM

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