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October 28, 2005
Imaginary Musicals I Never Want To See
While reading the arts section of the New York Times, I had the displeasure of coming across an ad for a musical called Infertility: The Musical That's Hard To Conceive!
I really, really dislike musical comedies that take the names of ailments or bodily functions: Orgasms, Menopause The Musical (which, by the way, does a Menopause The Musical Ovarian Cancer Tour), etc. Not that I've seen any, I just hate them in principle and for triggering awful, reflexivle pun-production in my brain.
Proposed awful names for human physiology-themed musicals that popped into my head, along with requisite tag line:
Conjunctivitis: The Catchiest Thing Around!
Massive Brain Hemmorrage: The Show That Once Started, Never Stops!
(alternately, The Show That Has Audiences Gushing!)
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: The Musical You'll Want To See Again and Again and Again and Again!
Syphallis: The Hilarious Comedy That's Burning Up 42nd Street!
Hemerrhoids: The Show That'll Keep You On The Edge Of Your Seat!
--and, perhaps my favorite--
Constipation: The Musical For People Who Don't Give A Crap!
Posted by hissycat at October 28, 2005 10:12 AM
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