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August 30, 2005

Google Loves Your Ass

I'm going to Seattle this weekend!  Alex, my sugar daddy, is to thanks.

I visited Brett at the Googleplex last night, where he, on my request,invited me to supper.  I spent the evening thoroughly shaminghim.  There was free food all over the place, and I acted justlike my mother, sneaking handfulls of little cereal boxes in myhandbag.  I took yogurt, fruit, candy and SmartWater, too. It's totally magical funland over there: smiling dogs walkingthemselves around the office and stretching out in the middle ofaisles, massage chairs, tents both big and small, elaborate jokesmeticulously charted on white boards, a life-size pirate made of Legosthat hangs out above Brett's desk, oh, and toilets that clean and dry your ass for you.  Amazing.  Now that's a future I want to be a part of.


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Posted by hissycat at August 30, 2005 11:40 AM

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