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August 30, 2005
I'll Never Cut it As a Writer. . . Or a Blogger
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I will never make it as a writer because I hate writers. I'vebeen sitting in Caf� La Onda all evening, taking advantage of the freeinternet and spacious desks and abundant caffeine. Two seperatewriting groups have come, met, and left since I've been here. Themost offensive member of the nearest table was a man with black framedglasses exactly like mine, a loud, overly emphatic voice, and adomineering personality. "And I care about the character, I do,but that's not the Jessica I know;" "You are less interested in thatthan in the subtle inner thoughts-- and that's great, but. . ."; "Ihear that a lot at all the writing workshops and conferences I'veattended;" "You all are going to be invited to a very civilizedcocktail party as soon as I move into my new apartment. You guyshave to come and be my friends. I don't have any otherfriends. Seriously, all my friends moved away, so you guys haveto come and say you are my friends and not just my colleagues. There will be booze-- a keg!"
I'll never make it as blogger, though, because I'm too dumb to figure out Movable Type.
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Posted by hissycat at August 30, 2005 09:29 PM
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